Orcs are da Best

orvik threw more twigs on the fire. It was dying and Jorvik wanted the light so his human companions could see better into the darkness.

‘The sooner you lot evolve the better.’ Jorvik said in his rough Dwarven voice.

‘We haven’t been living down a hole for five millennia.’ Retorted Cedric. ‘and anyway, we still need the fire for…..’

Cedric stopped mid-sentence and squinted, staring passed Jorvik into the undergrowth behind. The increased light had revealed something in the darkness, something red, a pair of red, red eyes. Cedric pointed towards the eyes as a mass of green forms jumped into the clearing, weapons at the ready.

Cedric shouted out ‘Orcs!’

The orcs raised their arms above their heads and shouted in response ‘… are da best!’

Orcs are da Best!

I suppose I should confirm the type of Orc we are talking about on this site. Its not the Tolkien Mordor type of Orc, they’re just scary. I’m talking about the Warhammer Orc, the Dungeons and Dragons Orc. The Orc with character and the comedy factor. And not just Orcs but all the green skins, Goblins, Snotlings, Gretchin, Bugbear and the like. They rarely win in a good battle, but they are good fun.

For a start, here is a sample of Warhammer 40,000 orcs.

I found this great game for Orcs released by Games Workshop in an issue of White Dwarf. Its called Brewhouse Bash.

This website was built on Skeleton..... but orcs are still better.